yesterday night I had a dream about a couple having a fetish of shoving food up their ass and everything was dramatic like Human Centipede dramatic and it was so gross I woke up vomiting. What the fuck is going on
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
THIS IS WHAT MY FEMINIST UTOPIA LOOKS LIKE
Where is this from?
Real Housewives of Atlanta
her: meet me at the lake
me: I can’t I’m handicapped
her: im off my period
me babysitting bad ass kids.
Mom: Where you going
if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.