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My name is Janie and I like Mozzarella sticks.

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

sadgurl95:

you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

coluring:

when you see this pic on every single text post

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  1. student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  2. uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  3. scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  4. us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

glitter-in-wonderland:

officialstevenmeisel:


kate moss makes a literally smoking return to the runway during a louis vuitton show @ 2011 paris fw 

*during national no smoking day in france*

always reblog

glitter-in-wonderland:

officialstevenmeisel:

kate moss makes a literally smoking return to the runway during a louis vuitton show @ 2011 paris fw

*during national no smoking day in france*

always reblog

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

❝ vaginafumes asked: Do nuns wear bras?

weavemunchers:

no bc god supports everything amen 

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